Mayor Slay’s campaign literature in this past election kept repeating that “St. Louis will be a great city again!!!!!” It implied that we are not currently great (bullshit!), and that if elected, Mayor Slay himself would personally make this city into a shining beacon of urbanity.
Well, today I got a letter in the mail from the City of St. Louis Department of Health. We just had our cats vaccinated, and now the city wants us to pay its standard $4 vaccination and registration fee. At the bottom of the page, it said:
Interesting. The implication seems to be that 1. we’re not a great city right now (again, bullshit!) and 2. the only thing keepin’ us down is that our kitties and puppies are reproducing too much.